Santa Claws

Santa Claws

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i see your laughing santa
What you laughing for?
ho ho ho
Your laughing cause I'm poor

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what the happy meal has even gotten into you
once a friend now an old dude in my living room
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checked the sack
ace bandages and gauze .
freddy kruger claws. vcr that wouldn't pause
a couple white xanax .
good. i'm anxious
i pressed play to a see a sextape
pam anders

sounding like bob saggot
south park track cassette
now my second grade teacher thinks that i have tourettes
a headless GI Joe and he's wearing a dress
burger king coupons
six stale cigarettes
i asked for a gameboy
i guess your just sexist
you gave my best friend dennis a remote control lexus

some old mans 2nd hand
hooters t
i bet you that you thought -
it would look cute on me

you perv santa
stay away from the mall
i'm gonna go and call up every hot mum
tell em all



i hate you santa
what'd you do that to me for

oh yeah no equal rights
you did it cause i'm poor

i see your laughing santa
What you laughing for?
ho ho ho"""
Your laughing cause I'm poor X2
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what the happy meal has even gotten into you?
beating mrs claus
you hit her black and blue
don't believe me kids
i read it in an interview
what the chocolate chip has even gotten into you?


another thing
stay away from mummas cookies
my stepdad will fuck u up,
if you touch her goodies

yeah i'm pissed
plus
i think i need a therapist
i woulda preferred
that you gifted me a head shrink
referal
one who's presence and has some far better precedents

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i hate you santa
once upon a time you were a friend to me
merry christmas
santa claws. now you're my only enemy


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